So you new people, you wouldn't happen to be professional strippers, would you? I could always use a new one.

Incase no one has told you, watch out for the monsters. I'd advise being in pairs or more if you go out. With the cold coming, those creatures are getting hungrier. They'll come in closer to the city once the snow flies and attack anything that moves, especially the wolfish ones. Stay out of the school, the old hospital, that underground temple, and the graveyard. There are things there that will make you wish they were dead before they're done.

Oh yeah, and that doesn't last forever here either. You're down for a day or two, but you lose memories of your life before this place.

Wonder if the Task Force would pay me to track down that Sasuke's mind and lead them to him?

I don't know which one of you fucks is 'Sheik', but you're about to have a Very Bad Day along with anyone you care for.

Maybe I should just kidnap Cissnei now and save time instead of waiting and letting her vanish like Tseng did. At least they weren't in love this time around. Hrm. She might like her cat back. It's still as evil as ever and afraid of pots.

With Tseng gone, does this mean that I get a shot at leading the Turks? It was fun when I got to order them around before. We could resume the four am runs and courses. It'll amuse the city if nothing else.

Oh, tomorrow night is Amateur Night at Sunde for stripping. No, it doesn't have to be full nudity. Unfortunately, I don't think we'll be getting Sephiroth back up on the stage. As you all remember, every bit of that man's reputation was deserved. I don't know what lab Hojo cranked him out of, but damn. Couldn't dance at all, but looking like that in a leather thong, did he really need to, ladies? I think we should get Zack or Cloud up there this time.

Keys? What if we don't want keys? Can you imagine me being 'good'? Where's the fun in that? I will give a free bottle to whoever finds Elena's though. Her evil side was pretty hot.

They're down there before you ask me, Elena. Alive best as I can tell. Along with a pack of other things.

We got a new arrival last night. Wonder if she likes to drink or strip.

Oh, and whoever Chris Redfield is? Wesker has your key. That thought lit up like a boatload of fireworks in his head.

I got laid.

And it was good.

I just didn't expect the scratches on my back to be that deep. Care to cut those nails next time, Elena?

The fountain water tastes like shit. Too lazy to go check the river.

Shu and Elena still gone.

Leon Kennedy, there's a man named Caradoc who is a wizard like that Lestrange freak only, you know, not crazy. You might find him useful. Or him you. He likes pretty boys with nice mouths.

They're gone. Both of them. They both went back home.

Elena and Shu are gone.

I'm going to go back to bed.

So who is this Zack that Elena keeps wanting to grab the backside of? Some chocobo molesting pinup model? Is my Cissnei hanging out with him again? Was he the one that carried around the teddybear?

I'm glad there some kind of business sort of going on here in the city, not to mention that now I have a place to eat since I can't cook. Between Sunde and Shin-Ra, there wasn't much competition. Of course everyone comes to Sunde. We have naked dancing people (and demons) along with alcohol. What's not to like? Who wants to go to Shu-Ra Shin-Ra and be bored?

Well, unless you're a Turk, and we all know what sort of kinky games they play with materia and their ties at work.

You know what we need? A clothing laundry service. I get tired of trudging to the river in my drawers when I need them washed. Scooby-Doo is looking a little faded and threadbare these days despite the fact that the neighbors like seeing a sexy redhead walking around mostly nekkid.

The good thing about the city? No cops to be called for indecent exposure.
The bad thing about the city? The fact that there's monsters out there waiting to chomp on the tenders if you're not careful.

Elena? How about we stay in bed all day? You don't need to go to work, right? I can think of better things for us to do. Be a lot better than you needing to go shadow Rufus when he's crabby anyways. Besides, he got that... dog or cat or whatever thing from the gods.

So that's over and done with. On to other matters.

For the record, the first person that gets upset with Elena has to go through me. The man was a monster. While most of you are new enough to not fully get that fucking fact, the rest of us are. With luck, he's burning with Hojo.

On the good side, there's a decided lack of undead wandering, and I haven't heard any of those things giggling and then screaming. That tends to make for a good day in my book.

Yotan, quit offering up my bar as a hiding spot for anyone, especially Wesker. After that shit he pulled with Elena and murdering Shu, I'm not all that well disposed towards his T-virus infected self. If see him, I'll shoot him, and that's if I'm feeling nice about the whole matter. Might be a good fucking idea to ask the person who owns a place before you try to set it up as a refuge. He's a sick man. Maybe you've forgotten, but I haven't that he was in Hojo's pants and it was Hojo that literally removed my brain and spine to have conversations with it.

Elena, I expect underwear modeling tonight. Shu too. Both of us. And my other set of clothes. I think Shu has a blond fetish that he's hiding.

Tseng, you might want to go round up Elena. Seems she's a kid again, and I don't think she'd do well knowing that she's sleeping with two men. You'd be more familiar than I would be.

A) Nathan doesn't carry a lantern and a long pointy knife. Remembering that would benefit me next time.

B) Nathan doesn't goggle at me for sheer stupidity before stabbing me. That's another good thing to remember.

C) Geostigma likes to pick moments of weakness to flare up. Never trust the venereal diseases you get from interstellar trash, friends and neighbors.

D) I do believe I promised someone they would be licking the boots of another person, didn't I?

E) I am black shit free at present which makes this as a good day and there's a free round of drinks at Sunde tonight for those interested.

F) I could really use getting laid.

If Wesker was in Chris' body and had sex with someone in Leon's or Ada's body, does that count as him banging them? What about if I got it on with Elena while she was in Tseng's? Does that mean I get to make a bednotch for him too?

Give me a set of these, and I can stay entertained all day.

I did warn you that I could.

I think it's time you experienced just how this feels.

Sunde will be reopening tonight. Due to a lack of music, any stripping will be done to the sound of catcalls and whistles. We do have alcohol which makes all ills better. In lieu of money, you can dance for your booze or we can work out a payment arrangement such as fix my damn wall and roof, and I will give you alcohol within reason.

((In other words, the drink is back on. Feel free to get smashed at Sunde as long as you say your char worked like an hour or two on repairs the next day. Sunde is open from noon until one or two am for anyone wanting to do logs there. It's the stripclub with the snoozing blue dragon wound around it with the gas problem.))

Locked to Sephiroth

We won't be doing that again, will we?

Locked to the Turks except for Elena

Hate to tell you all this, but it appears that the alien crap in Elena is on the move again. She's been blathering on about 'Mother'. Last time this happen, people died.

I knew there was a reason I usually stuck to men.