Schuldig

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 19:58:12 GMT

So you new people, you wouldn't happen to be professional strippers, would you? I could always use a new one.

Incase no one has told you, watch out for the monsters. I'd advise being in pairs or more if you go out. With the cold coming, those creatures are getting hungrier. They'll come in closer to the city once the snow flies and attack anything that moves, especially the wolfish ones. Stay out of the school, the old hospital, that underground temple, and the graveyard. There are things there that will make you wish they were dead before they're done.

Oh yeah, and that doesn't last forever here either. You're down for a day or two, but you lose memories of your life before this place.

Wonder if the Task Force would pay me to track down that Sasuke's mind and lead them to him?

Tue, 23 Sep 2008 21:02:28 GMT

I don't know which one of you fucks is 'Sheik', but you're about to have a Very Bad Day along with anyone you care for.

Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:50:25 GMT

Maybe I should just kidnap Cissnei now and save time instead of waiting and letting her vanish like Tseng did. At least they weren't in love this time around. Hrm. She might like her cat back. It's still as evil as ever and afraid of pots.

With Tseng gone, does this mean that I get a shot at leading the Turks? It was fun when I got to order them around before. We could resume the four am runs and courses. It'll amuse the city if nothing else.

Oh, tomorrow night is Amateur Night at Sunde for stripping. No, it doesn't have to be full nudity. Unfortunately, I don't think we'll be getting Sephiroth back up on the stage. As you all remember, every bit of that man's reputation was deserved. I don't know what lab Hojo cranked him out of, but damn. Couldn't dance at all, but looking like that in a leather thong, did he really need to, ladies? I think we should get Zack or Cloud up there this time.

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 19:27:37 GMT

Keys? What if we don't want keys? Can you imagine me being 'good'? Where's the fun in that? I will give a free bottle to whoever finds Elena's though. Her evil side was pretty hot.

They're down there before you ask me, Elena. Alive best as I can tell. Along with a pack of other things.

We got a new arrival last night. Wonder if she likes to drink or strip.

Oh, and whoever Chris Redfield is? Wesker has your key. That thought lit up like a boatload of fireworks in his head.

Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:56:23 GMT

I got laid.

And it was good.

I just didn't expect the scratches on my back to be that deep. Care to cut those nails next time, Elena?

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 17:03:10 GMT

The fountain water tastes like shit. Too lazy to go check the river.

Shu and Elena still gone.

Leon Kennedy, there's a man named Caradoc who is a wizard like that Lestrange freak only, you know, not crazy. You might find him useful. Or him you. He likes pretty boys with nice mouths.

Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:19:10 GMT

They're gone. Both of them. They both went back home.

Elena and Shu are gone.

I'm going to go back to bed.

Sat, 26 Jul 2008 00:05:29 GMT

So who is this Zack that Elena keeps wanting to grab the backside of? Some chocobo molesting pinup model? ~~Is my Cissnei hanging out with him again?~~ Was he the one that carried around the teddybear?

I'm glad there some kind of business sort of going on here in the city, not to mention that now I have a place to eat since I can't cook. Between Sunde and Shin-Ra, there wasn't much competition. Of course everyone comes to Sunde. We have naked dancing people (and demons) along with alcohol. What's not to like? Who wants to go to ~~Shu-Ra~~ Shin-Ra and be bored?

Well, unless you're a Turk, and we all know what sort of kinky games they play with materia and their ties at work.

You know what we need? A clothing laundry service. I get tired of trudging to the river in my drawers when I need them washed. Scooby-Doo is looking a little faded and threadbare these days despite the fact that the neighbors like seeing a sexy redhead walking around mostly nekkid.

The good thing about the city? No cops to be called for indecent exposure.
The bad thing about the city? The fact that there's monsters out there waiting to chomp on the tenders if you're not careful.

Thu, 24 Jul 2008 15:05:52 GMT

Elena? How about we stay in bed all day? You don't need to go to work, right? I can think of better things for us to do. Be a lot better than you needing to go shadow Rufus when he's crabby anyways. Besides, he got that... dog or cat or whatever thing from the gods.

Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:55:56 GMT

So that's over and done with. On to other matters.

For the record, the first person that gets upset with Elena has to go through me. The man was a monster. While most of you are new enough to not fully get that fucking fact, the rest of us are. With luck, he's burning with Hojo.

On the good side, there's a decided lack of undead wandering, and I haven't heard any of those things giggling and then screaming. That tends to make for a good day in my book.

Sat, 19 Jul 2008 17:36:15 GMT

Yotan, quit offering up my bar as a hiding spot for anyone, especially Wesker. After that shit he pulled with Elena and murdering Shu, I'm not all that well disposed towards his T-virus infected self. If see him, I'll shoot him, and that's if I'm feeling nice about the whole matter. Might be a good fucking idea to ask the person who owns a place before you try to set it up as a refuge. He's a sick man. Maybe you've forgotten, but I haven't that he was in Hojo's pants and it was Hojo that literally removed my brain and spine to have conversations with it.

Elena, I expect underwear modeling tonight. Shu too. Both of us. And my other set of clothes. I think Shu has a blond fetish that he's hiding.

Mon, 14 Jul 2008 18:07:14 GMT

Tseng, you might want to go round up Elena. Seems she's a kid again, and I don't think she'd do well knowing that she's sleeping with two men. You'd be more familiar than I would be.

Wed, 09 Jul 2008 16:19:07 GMT

A) Nathan doesn't carry a lantern and a long pointy knife. Remembering that would benefit me next time.

B) Nathan doesn't goggle at me for sheer stupidity before stabbing me. That's another good thing to remember.

C) Geostigma likes to pick moments of weakness to flare up. Never trust the venereal diseases you get from interstellar trash, friends and neighbors.

D) I do believe I promised someone they would be licking the boots of another person, didn't I?

E) I am black shit free at present which makes this as a good day and there's a free round of drinks at Sunde tonight for those interested.

F) I could really use getting laid.

Mon, 07 Jul 2008 15:23:27 GMT

If Wesker was in Chris' body and had sex with someone in Leon's or Ada's body, does that count as him banging them? What about if I got it on with Elena while she was in Tseng's? Does that mean I get to make a bednotch for him too?

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 21:39:57 GMT

Give me a set of these, and I can stay entertained all day.

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 23:00:35 GMT

I did warn you that I could.

I think it's time you experienced just how this feels.

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 18:54:39 GMT

Sunde will be reopening tonight. Due to a lack of music, any stripping will be done to the sound of catcalls and whistles. We do have alcohol which makes all ills better. In lieu of money, you can dance for your booze or we can work out a payment arrangement such as fix my damn wall and roof, and I will give you alcohol within reason.

((In other words, the drink is back on. Feel free to get smashed at Sunde as long as you say your char worked like an hour or two on repairs the next day. Sunde is open from noon until one or two am for anyone wanting to do logs there. It's the stripclub with the snoozing blue dragon wound around it with the gas problem.))

Locked to Sephiroth

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 16:13:23 GMT

Locked to Sephiroth

We won't be doing that again, will we?

Locked to the Turks except Elena

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 15:19:31 GMT

Locked to the Turks except for Elena

Hate to tell you all this, but it appears that the alien crap in Elena is on the move again. She's been blathering on about 'Mother'. Last time this happen, people died.

Thu, 05 Jun 2008 19:55:44 GMT

I knew there was a reason I usually stuck to men.

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 17:15:18 GMT

My woman left me again, this time for a Wutain man. They can't be that good in bed. I think I'm getting used to living alone again.

I don't know where in the city Sephiroth is, but I'm half-curious in if this black gloop would move towards him or something like that...

What the hell was it...

I forget now. That thing Jenova told me. Wonder if she's single again. Woman could kiss.

Tue, 27 May 2008 19:48:52 GMT

Elena, perhaps you aren't aware of it, but you do have a fucking home. Be nice to see you at it sometime.

I got the wall back up for the most part. I wouldn't walk under it on a day with any wind. There is alcohol, but I suppose I had better moderate it ~~so I can drink it all~~. Seems pretty pointless to charge for it since there's not much money anymore. I wonder if this means we're back to the barter system. You go down on me, and I'll give you a half bottle of whiskey. Sounds fair to me.

Private to Zexion//Unhackable
Do you still have... Shu?

[Voice Post]

Wed, 21 May 2008 16:55:24 GMT

(singing): I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts. See them standing around in a ring...

(speaking): Wait, that isn't right.

(singing): Elena's got a lovely pair of coconuts. See them bounce free in the breeze...

(speaking): That sounds better. You know how I miss? Don. The man may have been a sleaze, but he had style. I miss him. I never did get him into Sunde to sit front row.

At least I found the bar inside Sunde. Had to clean it off to get to it.

OH! And Tifa. Gods, did she have a great pair. Nice and springy. It was like Sephiroth's arse. Could bounce a quarter off that. I bet more people joined the Shin-Ra army in hopes of seeing that bare than any recruitment drive could have brought in. That Kennedy guy didn't have too bad of one either. I saw Elena thinking about it more than once while squeezing that thing.

(Low sound of someone drinking from a bottle follows)

Brad had a nice one too. Farf especially although most never gave him credit for it. I miss Farfarello. Didn't remember him, but he was fun. Shu had the most perfectly formed apple-bottom butt you have ever seen. Just enough to settle in the hands and not overflow. I don't know what horseback riding or what people did in his world, but it was working. Like Elena's ta-tas. Just enough for each hand and nothing wasted.

Oh damn, but the shoes. The shoes! What the hell? I know not everyone on his world wore shoes like that.

Nathan! Sip it. You don't shoot that stuff down!

Sun, 18 May 2008 18:57:59 GMT

If that pile of timbers, rocks, and sorta standing structure is Sunde, I may cry. Elena? Shu? I knew we were all at Shin-Ra, but whatever that last earthquake was, I think it threw me a ways.

Think of the strippers, people! How will they earn a living now?

I need a drink.

Wed, 14 May 2008 04:08:09 GMT

((There's a few small taps to the keyboard, whoever fooling around with it turning on the voice post. There's a bit of silence before a kid's voice starts. Since it's been years since I had German, babelfish can be blamed for grammar errors that we know are there.))

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